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The Story of Daisy

January 19, 2016 7:04 pm Written by

This story is told by my mom. —Nigel On a cold wintery day in 2002, I was coming home from... View Article

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SantaCon 2015

December 12, 2015 10:44 am Written by

It’s SantaCon today. Some say we create our own reality. If so, what’s wrong with us?

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I’m Never Eating Another Skittle In My Life

April 13, 2015 6:05 pm Written by

Why, why, why did I eat the whole bag? Could it be…oh, I don’t know…SATAN?  Talk later. Wait, I missed... View Article

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Faking It

January 3, 2014 10:28 pm Written by

Can you tell I’m not sleeping? The answer I’m looking for is no. Talk later.

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The Spy Who Loved Me

January 2, 2014 4:44 pm Written by

“Ok, Seven, you know I can see you, right?” “OMG, like, yeah of course I do, and you literally, like,... View Article

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Fly Boy

January 1, 2014 1:00 am Written by

So a fly showed up and made me think. Although it could have gone anywhere, it ended up trapped in... View Article

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My First Post

January 1, 2014 12:00 am Written by

Hi, I’m Nigel. I’ve wanted my own blog forever, which is how long it took me to get this thing... View Article

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Rex Appeal

September 14, 2013 1:16 am Written by

Yes, he’s my brother, and no, you can’t have his number. Talk later.

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I’m Writing a Book

September 14, 2013 1:06 am Written by

I haven’t decided what it’s going to be about, but I know who will illustrate it and in what medium:... View Article

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Blech

September 14, 2013 12:28 am Written by

I’m bored with nauseated by my food choices. So what should I have for dinner tonight that doesn’t involve a... View Article

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Womber Has It

September 11, 2013 5:59 pm Written by

Look! It’s mini me. Next best thing to a sonogram. I don’t remember being that eensy. Talk later.

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Let Me Explain

August 8, 2013 9:36 pm Written by

They’ve never minded Seven leaning on the kitchen counter because she’s so respectful about it. But standing on or otherwise... View Article

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I Did It

August 8, 2013 9:05 pm Written by

Ok, that was surprisingly gratifying. Now I’ll push the boundaries, as always. Talk later.

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Just Do It

August 8, 2013 8:09 pm Written by

Seven is trying to get me to lean on the counter. I’m not really feelin’ it, as evidenced by my... View Article

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You Can See Right Through Me

August 8, 2013 6:23 pm Written by

I love my ears. Not only are they my best defense against undesired detection, but look at them. How cool... View Article

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Question Reality

August 8, 2013 12:51 pm Written by

When I was young, those things on the wall that weren’t really there confused me. I couldn’t touch them or... View Article

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Me

August 6, 2013 6:03 pm Written by

If I ever have my portrait done, this is the look I’m going for. What do you think? Talk later.

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Really…

August 6, 2013 5:41 pm Written by

Seven, that CANNOT be comfortable. Am I missing something? Talk later.

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