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Rex Appeal

September 14, 2013 1:16 am Written by Leave your thoughts

Yes, he’s my brother, and no, you can’t have his number. Talk later.


I’m Writing a Book

September 14, 2013 1:06 am Written by Leave your thoughts

I haven’t decided what it’s going to be about, but I know who will illustrate it and in what medium: Me in Marks-A-Lot®. Talk later.


Blech

September 14, 2013 12:28 am Written by Leave your thoughts

I’m bored with nauseated by my food choices. So what should I have for dinner tonight that doesn’t involve a can? Anyone? The contributor of the best suggestion will get an autographed pic of me eating in my favorite scarf. Talk later.


Womber Has It

September 11, 2013 5:59 pm Written by Leave your thoughts

Look! It’s mini me. Next best thing to a sonogram. I don’t remember being that eensy. Talk later.