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Faking It

January 3, 2014 10:28 pm Written by 3 Comments

Can you tell I’m not sleeping? The answer I’m looking for is no. Talk later.

The Spy Who Loved Me

January 2, 2014 4:44 pm Written by Leave your thoughts

“Ok, Seven, you know I can see you, right?”

“OMG, like, yeah of course I do, and you literally, like, think I’m legit obsessed with you, which I’m N-O-T!”

“Ok Seven.”

Fly Boy

January 1, 2014 1:00 am Written by Leave your thoughts

So a fly showed up and made me think. Although it could have gone anywhere, it ended up trapped in a house, on a window, trying to get out. Hmmm. Oh, in case you were wondering, that’s a drawing I did of that fly, bigger-than-life, and me photobombing. Please don’t read anything deeply psychological into it. Talk later.

My First Post

January 1, 2014 12:00 am Written by Leave your thoughts

Hi, I’m Nigel. I’ve wanted my own blog forever, which is how long it took me to get this thing going. Don’t ask. Ok, you beat it out of me. THIS IS NOT MY COMPUTER, AND I DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE IT. I feel better now. Here’s a thought experiment for you. Imagine that you live in a home with 5 computers, counting iPhones, and are told to leave them alone. What would you do? I’m on Day 248 of undetected, illicit computer use. See the counter on the right? When I get to 365, we’ll celebrate in some way. Maybe a cake, I dunno. I like crab. I can’t believe I can finally say whatever I want. Blah blah. Blah blah blah. And furthermore…oh no, gotta go. Talk later.